Iwein says

‘Razzle Dazzle‘ or ‘Dazzle Painting’ was a tactic used in World War 1 to confuse U-boats.
Camouflage at sea simply doesn’t work, because the backdrop is ever changing. Instead, dazzle painting breaks up the ships lines and thus makes it harder for the U-boats to determine the ships course.
Torpedos were fired ahead of the […]

I received a letter today from ilscorp. They offer:
DOMAIN NAME SUBMISSION TO 20 MAJOR SEARCH ENGINES
EIGHT KEYWORD / PHRASE LISTINGS
QUARTERLY SEARCH ENGINE POSITION AND RANKING REPORTS
All for a price of £47.50 annually.
Apart from the style of the letter (presented as a bill, but stating that it is not a bill), they are lying.
In fact, […]